2004-10-03
So, I've got this friend. She is, in most respects, an ordinary friend: 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 head, and so on. However, she has this one characteristic that sets her apart from the ordinary plebs roaming the streets: when she yawns, it sounds sexual. We're not talking a passing resemblance here - this draws odd looks on public transport, awkward questions at slumber parties, and so on.
She refuses to believe me (and the others who point this out) though - so I've convinced her to settle things once and for all with a poll. I'm telling you now: the MP3 file is a montage of her yawns. But do you believe me?
[When I get round to convincing her, recording her, editing it, MP3ing it, and posting it online somewhere as my webhost doesn't allow MP3s (thanks for that. Really.) there'll be a poll here. Until then you'll have to hunt down other racy audio samples. So there.]
